A question that pregnant women hate
Person: So how's the baby?!
What you think: I don't know, alive? The fuck am I supposed to say to that?
What you say: Good!
All I do is pee, eat, sleep and cry. No one told me that when you get pregnant, you turn into the baby you’re carrying.
Everyone: OMG IT’S OCTOBER! FALL! PUMPKINS! COLD WEATHER WE CAN FINALLY BREAK OUT THE SWEATERS
Southern Californians: *still in summer clothes and bracing for record breaking triple digit temps in the middle of the worst drought*
When you are about to take a test you didnt study for